Last night America's Best Dance Crew started it's fifth season with a new judge and a semi recycled "audition" round. Lil Mama alternated between looking like a gay chicken and a homeless person adorned with an unraveled body scrubber. But her sausage bangs were pristine.

Mario's package was disturbingly distracting. There was, of course, no mention of Shane, but I didn't expect there would be, but Randy Jackson was there to yell out a giant "YO!" before disappearing until the finale.

Five crews came to show their stuff; but only three crews moved forward. Omarion is boring and lame and sucks as a replacement for Shane, but the audition clips with Hok were great; why couldn't he be the new judge? I don't even care if what he says makes sense; his accent is soooooo purty.

All I know is that it is sad, sad, sad when you look around and realize that JC is now your favorite judge. Hell has truly frozen over. And he appreciates that. Recap coming soon, so check out the archives here to remember last season. [source]