Flame Game
(11/14/02)

I can hear the groans already. Too bad.

What fun it was hangin' with Paris Hilton's partying pal and your fave terrible Tara Reid. Our cheeky chat took place at the celeb-adorned EA Games party at Raleigh Studios on Melrose Avenue. Hell-Ay.

Nearby, Ashton Kutcher, JC Chasez, Jack Osbourne and Shannon Elizabeth played the newest videogames from EA, including Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets and the most supercalifragilisticexpialidocious of them all--James Bond 007 Nightfire.

Festive feeling, T.R. didn't find time to test her (electronic) gaming skills this par-tick evening. Instead, she giggled with Pie costar S.E. and pawed the hunky Chasez, who didn't seem to mind having her lithe little bod pressed up against his hunky frame.

As I dashed outside to grab a fag--a lingering vice--I found myself sucking right smack next to the kohl-rimmed kitten and a pal. Looking fashionable in tight jeans and a sultry pink top cut just high enough to expose a little tummy, T.R. was more than drag-ready.

To break the smolder, I asked Ms. R., "If you could design your own game utilizing the Bond babes, what would it be?"

"I'd make it girls who are spies, and they are all spying on their men," Tara said with a sly grin. "No, no! It's a spy company, and women hire these girls to spy on their men to see if they are cheating."

"And how would James' girls come into play?"